Sick of getting battered by the crypto market and looking for a steady, guaranteed investment with high returns?
Well, look no further than the 2018 MUHC Social Package!
For the low, low cost of $50 you get:
Ticket to Trivia Night - worth $15
Ticket to Poker Night - worth $15
Ticket to Pub Golf - worth $10
Access to cheap drinks ($2.50 beer, $3 cider wine) at 5+ designated social events - worth ???
Free drink bottle - worth nothing, we just need to get rid of them
Your first chance to purchase your social package will be at CVC. Get in quick before the drink bottles run out!
*investment advice is general in nature and should not be relied upon. Please speak with your accountant before making any financial decisions.